The First Post

Helllllloooooo Internet,

How ya doin'?

So, as hobbies go, blogging is somewhat far down on the list of possibilities I ever thought I'd do for fun. It falls some where between skydiving with a parachute made entirely of fruit roll-ups, and reading quietly in the comfort of my dorm room with a mug of hot chocolate on a cold winter evening. But as the fates would have it I seem to be in the mood to write something tonight, and I've just been reading some really funny blog posts, and so here we are.

I feel like I should post some information about myself, but there's a paranoid voice in the back of my head telling me that if I say anything about myself, you'll all be able to find me and consequently go all Zodiac killer on my ass, and so I shall refrain. All you need to know is that I'm a female college student who likes to write in her spare time, which is usually rare and waaaaaaaay past the point I should have chosen to go to bed.

I predict that this blog will go the way of my other internet pursuits, such as my twitter and fiction page, I will write on it insanely for apx. 1 week to 1 month. There will be no interest outside of my immeadiate family and I will forget about this website in it's entirety until one day a very bored and desperate human being will stumble across my page and leave some kind of coment that will be something along the lines of "you suck" which will compel me to prove to myself and the universe at large that I do NOT suck, and I will blog like a maniac for the next week or so until I am destracted by something shiny.

Well, I have no idea what to write now.

So Bye!